Dalekmania Moscow

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i am the man with the heavy heart and i dare not turn the pages ;

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kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.

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hemmolifestyle:

relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

yogurt slinger

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asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

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yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

yourstoryisnoteverover:

The only headline I need to see today.

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Captain Adorable (◕‿◕✿)

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Superman has a Bazillion different forms of vision, and he still didn’t see that one coming.

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jonesmadeatumblr:

asgardiancherrypudding:

WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, GENDER ROLES?

This is actually probably the best way to do things.

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snooki:

why fall in love when you can fall back asleep??

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quinngingerlove:

hijabeng:

afternoonsnoozebutton:

I am feeling this on a SPIRITUAL level this morning

YES ABSOLUTELY THIS

also do people realize how important it is that everyone gets an education? Wouldn’t you rather live in a place full of educated people???

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